MARTIN R TEMPLE

The hotel also boasted a private beach but this was about two feet wide and twenty feet long and composed of sand unlike the colour of...

The weather when we arrived was hot and sunny, but as we were to discover, very cold at night as though we were in some sort of strange...

The planes were late going and coming. Maybe because things for Easyjet aren’t always easy. Apparently they lost £80 million due to...

Won. It. Full stop. Got a trophy and everything. I didn’t know the what’s the HP in HP sauce stand for and everybody that I’ve asked...

There is a place out there that will kill you. No it isn’t a bar serving obscenely strong drinks, no it is Lee Valley Water Park, where...

Found easily near the docklands, there was a big warehouse. Inside there were many things, for outdoor life and indoor life. Many...

The land of hailstones and ducks. Nice people though. Maybe because they were selling us stuff. Blue John – named not after a bloke...

Went to London today. Saw a guy painted in silver and hovering in midair, his only connection to the ground was by holding a spade with...

Washing machine – don’t know how to turn it off. But if I did turn it off I might not be able to turn it on again. People at the job...

Chelsea are out of the Champions League. Predictable given their season so far. I wonder what will happen next season. Will all their...