Steelman

Went to London today. Saw a guy painted in silver and hovering in midair, his only connection to the ground was by holding a spade with one hand. Either he can fly, he’s doing magic or he’s the strongest man in the world. I don’t think I believe any of them but I should believe what I saw. Maybe I’m delusional.

Going on the bus, there was a demonstration going the other way on the street – which meant we didn’t have to get out and walk and didn’t get picked up by the police for doing nothing. They were holding placards reading ‘Asylum Seekers Welcome.’ I don’t think they’re going to be paying for their room and board after they come though. I could be wrong but they’re probably hoping they’ll get a cushy job in McDonalds. Maybe they’re dirty in London.