MARTIN R TEMPLE

Just because I wear a football shirt doesn’t mean I know about football. For one thing it continually changes so you have to continually...

I have recently been paying small bucks for old games – not used ones, but old ones. You need an old computer to play them on, but...

There are those whose lives cannot be imagined, particularly by the middle classes. Those are of the very poor and the very rich and...

I have tried to cook spinach. Boiled from frozen cubes. This is not the way to do it. It tastes of metal. Popeye used to eat spinach....

English started off badly spelt and confusing because people were illiterate for the most part and there were many dialects in speaking...

They do this all the time apparently. Are there limitless bounds for comedy in the human tongue? Or do you sometimes have to translate...

It was rainy and I was at the shops. Unfortunately they were closed. So I went to church. In the middle of town, right next to the...

Many years ago a player of the game of golf called Colin Montgomery had enormous eyebrows, like great black caterpillars. He could be...

There are a number of ages that you can go through, normally described by numbers. However, the ancient Greeks said there were only seven...

I only ever go into my fridge for food and only once in a while. This cannot possibly tax the light in there particularly heavily. I...