The Cold

Climate change is upon us, as we have been told, despite efforts to feed cattle seaweed and after having closed up the ozone layer over Australia.

It is cold in England though. We have been told that global warming will make the world hotter though, and that seems to make sense given its name. Surely then England should be warming up. However some say that climate change first will be making the world in parts colder before heating up. How do scientists know this? And why is it not snowing in England while it is cold? I have been told that sometimes it is too cold to snow. But why then does it snow and is covered in the stuff at the north and the south poles?

Someone is playing some jiggery pokery stuff here. Is it aliens? People with weather control machines? How will we know when the heat will strike and where? People will need to stock up on parasols and beach ware.

I hope of course we don’t die after massive deforestation, and deserts taking over the world. I think the human race has too much still to give. And someone should fire the weather people and their computers if it all goes horribly wrong. Are all of us to blame? Or is it just the people in charge?