I should have had a chinese

How do you know if you have made the right decision? If I had eaten a chinese instead of a pizza I would have been fine – but clueless that I had avoided the perils of the poisoned pizza. As it is I have had gastroenteritis for a few days, with the pains that that has entailed. Perhaps it is because the pizza came in a cardboard box – not the most hygienic of containers. Perhaps they had not cooked it correctly. There was chicken and meat on the pizza – a hazardous concoction of ingredients at the best of times.

Belly pain is not fun. You use your stomach muscles for a lot of things, and when painful to start with, movement becomes quite tricky. Illnesses also last a long time. Paracetamol does not work. If only I’d have had the chinese. As it is I’m not going to have a pizza for a long time. Psychological and culinary disaster.